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RonMN
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 Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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Maybe this will be a complete NON-issue. We'll all be so nasty dirty skanky crusty with no fresh water for bathing, no toothpaste or floss, no toilet paper or soap...etc...etc...
We wont wanna get near eachother  |
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frankthetank
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Location: Southwest WI
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| Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:39 pm Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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Good point, although bathing in the Mississippi River could be an option for me, although it might be tough in the winter when the water temp is 32.1F...
I've heard these calorie restriciton guys have no sex drive? |
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azreal60
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:30 am Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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Did i read correctly that someone suggested sticking a lemon rind up a womans vagina? Not being a woman i can't say for sure, but wouldn't the acidic propertys of the lemon not only kill the man's sperm, but also, well, hurt like someone just shoved a lemon rind up your vagina? 
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Antimatter
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Joined: Jan 04, 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:58 am Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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| azreal60 wrote: | | Did i read correctly that someone suggested sticking a lemon rind up a womans vagina? Not being a woman i can't say for sure, but wouldn't the acidic propertys of the lemon not only kill the man's sperm, but also, well, hurt like someone just shoved a lemon rind up your vagina? |
t'was a woman that suggested it...
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Doly
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:00 am Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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| I can't say I have experimented with lemons, but I know that alcohol doesn't hurt. I guess the vagina is not as sensitive as you may think. Still, I doubt that lemon rinds are very effective as contraception. |
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legit
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Joined: Aug 12, 2005
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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| RonMN wrote: | Maybe this will be a complete NON-issue. We'll all be so nasty dirty skanky crusty with no fresh water for bathing, no toothpaste or floss, no toilet paper or soap...etc...etc...
We wont wanna get near eachother |
ain't gonna happen ever. If were all that bad we won't notice |
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arm
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Location: western NC
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:11 pm Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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http://www.sexinchrist.com
This link contains the worst expository teaching from the Bible I have ever (and I mean EVER) seen. Read it for entertainment only.
Be sure to get your vasectomies checked. I neglected to bring in a semen sample and have my 13 year old as a result (wouldn't give him up for anything either). As a veterinarian youl'd think I'd know better! |
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EnergySpin
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| Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:26 pm Post subject: Re: "romantic" preparations? |
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| arm wrote: | http://www.sexinchrist.com
This link contains the worst expository teaching from the Bible I have ever (and I mean EVER) seen. Read it for entertainment only.
Be sure to get your vasectomies checked. I neglected to bring in a semen sample and have my 13 year old as a result (wouldn't give him up for anything either). As a veterinarian youl'd think I'd know better! |
Whenever I re-direct people to that link I get the following (stereotypical) response: " You have reached the mecca of net searching - There is nothing more for you to explore in the digi-sphere. Time to move to a new plane of existence". 
And I have not figured out, whether these guys(gals) are for real
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