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desultorypawn
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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:06 am Post subject: Sex for Oil |
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http://www.wlextv.com/global/story.asp?s=8608767
| Quote: | FORT WRIGHT, Ky. (AP) - Police in northern Kentucky arrested a woman who officers say traded sex for gasoline.
Police in Fort Wright set up a prostitution sting and said one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex for a $100 gasoline card and other gifts.
Thirty-four-year-old Angela Eversole of Fort Wright is charged with prostitution and doing business without an occupational license. She pleaded not guilty at a Tuesday arraignment.
Police also arrested a man they said paid Eversole. He is 50-year-old Kenneth Nowak of Avon, Indiana.
Kenton County prosecutor Ken Easterling said it's sad when people are selling their bodies for gas.
(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.) |
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misterno
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:16 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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Now you understand why Harem was invented by Arabs  |
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Blacksmith
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Location: Athabasca, Alberta
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:19 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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Ladies I easy and free. Don't miss this one time offer.
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Tyler_JC
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:46 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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Talk about getting screwed by Big Oil...ZING!
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Cashmere
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:01 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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I fuel you long time.
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Denny
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Location: Canada
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:38 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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I still remember the slogan from the 70's - "Ass, grass or cash - nobody rides for free"
I'm sure these will be ressurected. |
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RonMN
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:44 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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one of the suspects they arrested engaged in sex
Boy, talk about gettin' caugh with y'r pants down
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Aaron
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:45 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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Who wants to start a locking gas cap business with me?
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emersonbiggins
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:55 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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| Aaron wrote: | Who wants to start a locking gas cap business with me?
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Puncturing tanks, e.g. with a screwdriver, is the name of the game now. A locking gas cap only serves to turn a loss in the tens of dollars to a loss well into the hundreds.
My solution: drive a diesel. If the thief is dumb enough to not know what he's siphoning and pouring into his car - I call it even steven. 
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Aaron
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:58 am Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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| emersonbiggins wrote: | | Aaron wrote: | Who wants to start a locking gas cap business with me?
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Puncturing tanks, e.g. with a screwdriver, is the name of the game now. A locking gas cap only serves to turn a loss in the tens of dollars to a loss well in the hundreds. |
How hard would it be to run a strong electrical current on the tank?
Oh wait... perhaps that not such a good idea.
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kpeavey
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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a simple security system is a rotweiller chained to the vehicle
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mobil1
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:07 pm Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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| desultorypawn wrote: | http://www.wlextv.com/global/story.asp?s=8608767
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Thirty-four-year-old Angela Eversole of Fort Wright is charged with prostitution and doing business without an occupational license. She pleaded not guilty at a Tuesday arraignment.
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Doing business without an occupational license ?? Is that a normal charge for hookers down there or just for those who trade for gas ?
Can you get an occupational license for whoring ?
Are we now on the downside slope of peak prostitution ? |
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emersonbiggins
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:10 pm Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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| Aaron wrote: | | emersonbiggins wrote: | | Aaron wrote: | Who wants to start a locking gas cap business with me?
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Puncturing tanks, e.g. with a screwdriver, is the name of the game now. A locking gas cap only serves to turn a loss in the tens of dollars to a loss well in the hundreds. |
How hard would it be to run a strong electrical current on the tank?
Oh wait... perhaps that not such a good idea.
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I was thinking something along the lines of a permanent dye spray that triggers when a fuel door has been forced open, or a fuel tank has been tampered with. Then we could easily determine the fuel thieves from their bright lime-green complexion, and pummel them accordingly. 
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aflatoxin
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:09 pm Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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We had a gas siphoning specialist working our office parking lot. He cut the fill hoses when we went to locking gas caps. I decided to make his job easier, and left a 5 gallon gas can with about 1/2 gas and 1/2 linseed oil in the bed of one of the trucks.
Gas can left shortly thereafter, and we haven't been hit since. |
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emersonbiggins
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| Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: Re: Sex for Oil |
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| aflatoxin wrote: | We had a gas siphoning specialist working our office parking lot. He cut the fill hoses when we went to locking gas caps. I decided to make his job easier, and left a 5 gallon gas can with about 1/2 gas and 1/2 linseed oil in the bed of one of the trucks.
Gas can left shortly thereafter, and we haven't been hit since. |
What exactly does that combination do to your typical ICE?
I'm hoping for "kaboom!", or maybe a solid block of iron... (fingers crossed)
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