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Jake
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 Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:40 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| Quote: | | And men are not permitted to be aroused in public. |
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PrairieMule
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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Right now there are caravans allong on I-10 West, and the dirty ol' men sing:
Georgia......georgia..........the whole day through
Just an old sweet song.....keeps georgia on my mind
I said now, georgia.....georgia......a song of you
Comes as sweet and clear.....as moonlight through the pines
Other arms reach out to me.......other eyes smile tenderly
Still in peaceful dreams I see.......the road leads back to you
I said, georgia........ georgia......... no peace I find
Just an old sweet song........keeps georgia on my mind
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Specop_007
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:22 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| SinisterBlueCat wrote: | Nope, I'm not kidding. MSNBC
Yet another battle brewing over how much legislation should be allowed into your bedroom.
Anybody think that this kind of legislation is constitutional? What compelling societal interest is served with such legislation? Are sex toys even "immoral"? If this law stands (and I'm not even sure it's challenged yet), what other kinds of governmental intrusion will it invite?
And boys, this one is for you...
| Quote: | | And men are not permitted to be aroused in public. |
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Damn, put me in jail now. I'm aroused at least 16 times a day while out in public.
It only gets worse when I get home to the sexy Red Snapper too.....
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Dreamtwister
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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Is this nonsense even enforceable?
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SinisterBlueCat
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:28 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| Dreamtwister wrote: | | Is this nonsense even enforceable? |
well I do not know, but I could see it playing out in a big way in divorce court. |
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Daculling
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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The dude that wrote the article better not have sex then... he looks like the robot gigolo from AI.
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Jake
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 3:29 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| SinisterBlueCat wrote: | | Dreamtwister wrote: | | Is this nonsense even enforceable? |
well I do not know, but I could see it playing out in a big way in divorce court. |
My god shoot me now. Worse than peak oil man. I suppose I've got 10 years 'till they introduce the same laws here. |
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elroy
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:17 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| Quote: | | when he knowingly sells, advertises, publishes or exhibits to any person |
| Quote: | | or offers to do so or possesses such devices with the intent to do so. |
Doesn't this only apply to selling then ? Still, this whole legislating morality is getting rediculous. Theocracy is around the corner, yankees. Glad I live in the good ol' sinning Netherlands.
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smallpoxgirl
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 5:51 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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Ya know, what with all the humidity and mosquitoes and hurricanes and ignorant, racist, homophobic rednecks, I was really wanting to move to Mississippi. Now they say I can't bring my dildo? Ohh well.  Guess I'll just have to stick with Montana.
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Zardoz
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 6:26 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| elroy wrote: | | ...Theocracy is around the corner, yankees... |
We wish it was still around the corner! It's knocking on our god-damned front doors!
I'd say this was "unbelievable", but nothing that happens in this madhouse of a nation surprises me any more... |
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Antimatter
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| Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:03 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| RedJake wrote: | | Quote: | | And men are not permitted to be aroused in public. |
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How would that be enforced?
"sir, please pull down your pants for an inspection"
"yes officer"
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Carlhole
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:35 am Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| smallpoxgirl wrote: | | Ya know, what with all the humidity and mosquitoes and hurricanes and ignorant, racist, homophobic rednecks, I was really wanting to move to Mississippi. Now they say I can't bring my dildo? Ohh well. Guess I'll just have to stick with Montana. |
Still laughing...
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Doly
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| Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:52 am Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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What about possessing carrots with the intent of using them as dildos?
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EnergySpin
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| Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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| Doly wrote: | What about possessing carrots with the intent of using them as dildos?
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Depends on your viewpoint:
If you are a hardcore doomer wishing for oil to end sooner rather than latter, you would go for bananas (the 2500+ mile dildo).
Energy conscious people may decide to go for cuccumbers!
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seahorse
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| Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 11:00 am Post subject: Re: Mississippi outlaws sex toys |
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