This is a new theory for me. I knew oil was not going to last forever, but little did i realise the consequenses of a decline in oil.
I have no land. Little money beyond supermarket subsistence level and i have little clue about how to sustain myself. I have tried to explain the theory to freinds and family and have been met with disbelief and denial.
I am hoping to be leaving switzerland soon to emigrate to western australia with my wife and two young children. I hope this theory is wrong. Yet it seems to make complete sense.
Where would a good place be, to situate oneself to improve survival possiblities. Seems to me a city is the last place to be, especially when an organism such as us requires at least 1000 square feet of prime land to feed itself.......
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 1:04 pm Post subject:
Subject: Test For Dementia...
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> > Test for Dementia
> > Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
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> > Let's find out just how clever you really are.
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> > Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)
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> > First Question:
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> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second
>person. What position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are
>absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
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> > Try not to screw up in the next question.
> > To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
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> > Second Question:
> > If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
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> > You're not very good at this! Are you?
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> > Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
> > Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
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> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
>Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
> > Now add 10. What is the total?
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> > Did you get 5000?
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> > The correct answer is actually 4100.
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> > Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is
>definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
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> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
> > 4. Nono.
> > What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> > Answer: Nunu?
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> > NO! Of course not.
> > Her name is Mary. Read the question again
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> > Okay, now the bonus round:
> > There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By
>imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully
> > expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is
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> > Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of
> > sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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> > He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
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> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE
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> > SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
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i voted for kerry and as for tounge and cheek i recomend using [sarcasm][/sarcasm] tags.
Bah. Just another Caesar pawing at the throne of St. Abraham. _________________ Here lies a toppled God;
His fall was not a small one
We did but build his pedestal
A narrow and a tall one.
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