Ideas for a G. W. Bush Monument

Heineken · Last edited by Heineken on Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:33 pm; edited 1 time in total

Well, our warrior-hero president will soon be gone, vanished into the corporate boardrooms, and then the grave.

What monuments will a grateful nation erect to him? As a starter, I suggest a colossal ass pyramid, similar in size and scale to Mount Rushmore. (Except asses instead of heads.)

Now . . . this is very interesting. I searched the Yahoo and Google image banks and found only one definite pic of the Iraq ass pyramids (search term was "ass pyramid," admittedly the impolite term but the one everyone uses and remembers). Government censorship in action, my friends.
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gw · Last edited by gw on Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:35 pm; edited 1 time in total

They should dig a gigantic pit in the middle of nowhere so people can toss in offerings. Maybe the pit could be part of the George W Bush ass-pyramid complex.
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DoomWarrior

It should be a bronze statue of a globe (world) being f>cked up the ass.

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kpeavey · Expert Joined: Oct 04, 2004 Posts: 1321

I'm thinking a monolith would be appropriate. Something not unlike a reamer
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I thought this was appropriate: SF may name sewage treatment plant after Bush

For that matter in the ew order crashing upon us I propose that instead of calling the outhouse the privy, we call it "the Bush."
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pedalling_faster · Intermediate Crude Joined: Dec 10, 2005 Posts: 944

he's a waste of energy. melting the bronze - waste of energy, waste of bronze.

why not just a big archive with photo's of Iraqi civilian casualties, well-written & most likely critical articles. and maybe a spittoon, with a video feed at the bottom and GW saying, "Thank you. i know i earned that."

though i do like the trend of re-naming sewage facilities after him.
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Heineken

Or a simple obelisk inscribed with the words,

HE CAME
HE DID HIS DAMAGE
HE LEFT

Could do double-duty for most other politicians.
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Dreamtwister · Fission Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Posts: 2295

How about a 50 foot tall bronze pretzel, in honour of the only hero who ever tried to stop him.
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threadbear · Expert Joined: Jan 22, 2005 Posts: 7783

Ass pyramid resting on a busted levy crowned with a crack pipe.

Tanada

A bas relief map of the Arctic coast of Alaska with condo's and sunbathers on the shoreline.
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For a change here, Bush standing with one foot on Gore's head, the other foot on Kerry's, pissing on Pelosi, Reid and Osama running away. The plaque below reads "They underestimated"

Dreamtwister · Fission Joined: Feb 06, 2006 Posts: 2295

GASMON

First of all, you forgot the Clinton Monument

Now for George W.

Dont even ask about our lot in the UK !!!

Gasmon
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Thanks for the "misunderestimated". I recall that from one of the books. His language slips rankles the left so. Sorry to piss on "the whine about Bush" thread.