The finest ivy league dunce scam artists are blasting off and exploding on the launch pad. After EconoDuncery and Ponzi School they may have a future in 0.15 cent/hr widget making.
Hedge Funds have gone out of business in the past year at an unprecedented rate. In other words, you can assume that this generation's Ivy League best and brightest for whom working at a hedge fund was the only option, are right now figuring out how to retool a mid-career stock trader's resume into something useful at 1/10th the pay.