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6 Retarded Gas Saving Schemes (People Are Actually Trying) (link)
By Son Tran

With gas prices skyrocketing and 65 payments left on the Escalade, America is looking for ways to cut back. In these desperate times we'll do whatever is necessary, as long as it doesn't involve driving less.

Fortunately there are a number of fuel-saving alternatives that are easy, inexpensive and completely idiotic. Such as ...

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I lol'ed at the "Draft Assisted Forced Stop". Course, they coulda done a bit more research before making equally retarded statements like this...

It turns out your engine is responsible for more than just spinning your wheels and burning gas. In most cars it also provides power to small things like your steering and brakes.