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Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby Madpaddy » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 09:37:46

George Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby Nickel » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 09:51:19

Madpaddy wrote:George Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


LOL, that's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that. :lol:
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby Specop_007 » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 10:02:54

Nickel wrote:
Madpaddy wrote:George Bush has announced that he is changing the US national emblem from the Eagle to a CONDOM as it accurately reflects his governments stance on the current situation.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.


LOL, that's brilliant. I wish I'd thought of that. :lol:


AGREED!

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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby emersonbiggins » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 10:57:29

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"It's called the American Dream because you'd have to be asleep to believe it."

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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby Fishman » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 11:25:27

obama came out with his also, it's a beggers cup with some CHANGE in it.
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby Nickel » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 11:27:01

Fishman wrote:obama came out with his also, it's a beggers cup with some CHANGE in it.


The US could use any kind of change it can bloody get. :lol:
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Re: Symbol of USA being changed.

Unread postby madpaddler » Fri 03 Oct 2008, 12:15:00

Good one...For the DICTATOR that won't pull out....
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