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Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Lanthanide » Wed 07 Jan 2009, 21:44:36

Porn kings Larry Flynt and Joe Francis are calling on the US government to revive the sex lives of Americans by providing a $5 billion bailout of the country's adult entertainment industry.

Hustler magazine publisher Flynt and Girls Gone Wild founder Francis have sent a joint request to the Government asking for the bailout to help them ride out the economic crisis, website News Blaze is reporting.

The pair said while the porn industry was still viable, the economic crunch had taken its toll.

Francis said as the government was prepared to bail out other faltering industries such as car-manufacturers, they should be willing to help the porn industry.

"Congress seems willing to help shore up our nation's most important businesses; we feel we deserve the same consideration," the statement is reported to have said.

Flynt said the downturn was having an unhealthy affect on the sexual appetites of Americans.

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," the website reported him as saying.

"This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"It's time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly," he said.


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Re: Porn industry seeks stimulus

Unread postby Narz » Wed 07 Jan 2009, 22:20:35

We had this thread already, along with a huge load full of hastily ejaculated puns thrust forth.
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Re: Porn industry seeks stimulus

Unread postby hardtootell » Wed 07 Jan 2009, 23:09:50

Narz wrote:We had this thread already, along with a huge load full of hastily ejaculated puns thrust forth.


Lets keep doing it till we are raw! :-D
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Re: Porn industry seeks stimulus

Unread postby Plantagenet » Wed 07 Jan 2009, 23:20:26

Is Larry Flynt seeking this stimulus from Obama, from the Congress, or from both simultaneously?
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Re: Porn industry seeks stimulus

Unread postby Don35 » Wed 07 Jan 2009, 23:28:14

Plantagenet wrote:Is Larry Flynt seeking this stimulus from Obama, from the Congress, or from both simultaneously?


Whoa! Group bailout!
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby heroineworshipper » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 00:50:59

Unfortunately only illegal immigrants & British directors R going to be allowed to make the porn entitlement movies.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Sixstrings » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 05:17:21

I'm all for it. Just as soon as I get my Gubmint TV converter box, I'll hop over to the line for Porn Stamps. ;)
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby bratticus » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 07:14:18

Are you sure this isn't some sort of a joke?
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Denny » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 17:34:07

I thought this was a joke post too, but its for real...See this.

Report on business: Where is our bailout?

How disgusting this is. Criminals seeeking taxpayer money.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby patience » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 22:51:49

Not much more disgusting than the other bailouts, IMHO, particularly the bankers.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Denny » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 23:17:51

patience wrote:Not much more disgusting than the other bailouts, IMHO, particularly the bankers.


Well, this one thing you won't see written about the banksters: "Mr. Stagliano was charged by the U.S. government last year for adult-to-adult obscenity. His trial takes place early this year. (Another adult expo regular, Max Hardcore, was convicted and sentenced in 2007.)" One shudders to think what that obscenity must consist of, to end up facing federal charges.

So, basically, you are seeing criminals pandering for taxpayer money here. How ludicrous.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Daculling » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 23:19:16

<-------- This guy wishes this thread will end.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby ColossalContrarian » Thu 08 Jan 2009, 23:23:31

Denny wrote:I thought this was a joke post too, but its for real...See this.

Report on business: Where is our bailout?

How disgusting this is. Criminals seeeking taxpayer money.


What criminals? Compared to Madoff these peoples are legit entrepreneurs.

Larry Flint is making a point about how stupid the bailouts are.
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Last_Laff » Fri 09 Jan 2009, 01:11:55

You'll be seeing cash turning into white when they get a "bail out".
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby Tanada » Fri 09 Jan 2009, 02:04:44

I heard a joke about this today that made me smile.

"Why does the Porn industry deserve a bigger bailout than the NY Times?

If you work for the Government which would you rather read?"
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Re: Porn industry seeks fiscal stimulation

Unread postby obixman » Fri 09 Jan 2009, 10:13:07

This topic must be exposed prior to a masive eruption which covers the entire population with it's detritus.

The one thing we must be careful of is that we use the desired routes to get relief where needed. Certainly this industry knows the many ways relief can be accomplished.

Only if we all pull together can we finally reach the desired and tranquil end-state and begin to address the lubrication needs so ernestly addressed by this forum.
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