Ludi wrote:
"Dear President Obama"
Do let us all know when he gets back to you on that !
Have you tried prayer ? Be sure to first prostrate yourself and bow towards D.C .
Let me help you......................
Lord Obama, Barry be thy name.....
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as well as T.V. Though I be not worthy of thoust noble gaze, I do humbly ask you to hear my prayers. Forgive me my sin of being born white and that I liveth in Texas. I am your servant plying the noble guild of Geppetto. I knoweth tho art busy smoteing the evil doers.......Repooblicans, CIA operatives, Rich people and other minions of Dubya. But please hear my prayers and saveth us. For we, your fawning peasants, can not possibly help ourselves and needth the guidance of goooberment bureacrates and thou disciples; BIden, Pelosi. Dodd, Frank, Turbo Timmy and Emanuel. In return we promise you 42% of our income and half of what we own at our death for thou to redistribute to those more worthy in your divine eyes.
Amen
If that doesn't work...try clicking your heels together and saying three times........ "I do, I do, I do believe !"
P.S. Maybe you can try another faith and God if "The One" does not deliver. The Christians only ask for 10% !!
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.