by Schweinshaxe » Fri 04 Mar 2011, 18:26:59
Well, she hasn't approved it yet so I think she never will.
Let's face it. Women want rich dudes with a BMW M5. If he has a cocaine addiction, smelly feet or doesn't wipe his ass crack properly after No. 2 before going to bed doesn't matter. Women are predators and their prey is the rich man's wallet.
Tinfoil-hat PO-doomerism isn't exactly at the top of the list of qualities a woman looks for in a man. Trust me. I'm both rich and handsome and the women are practically lining up at my doorstep, but I'm too smart to fall for that. When I'm chasing tail, I get really drunk and hang out with the drunks outside the local shopping mall. I want a woman with protective instincts. A woman who wants to save me, take care of me and above all cook for me. That way, I could sit at home all day and watch ice hockey on TV and be rich and handsome at the same time while she takes care of me. My tactics haven't worked yet and the women usually call the police when they see me lying in the parking lot outside the shopping mall vomiting violently on my Judas Priest t-shirt. But I think that I'm on the right track. It's just a matter of time now before I hit jackpot.
So there it is! That's why women don't get married to decent men. They're simply too picky. If you're a woman reading this, take heed! The next time you see a drunkard swimming in his own puke, take him home. Cook for him and pamper him and the frog may turn out to be a prince when he's sobered up and gotten over the delirium tremens. It might even be me you've found!
I don't know if that made any sense to you but I spotted your post dangerously close to being rolled over to page two without a reply so I wanted to give you a helping hand.
If you want to know more about my pick-up tactics, please feel free to PM me.
Thank you!
Was soll das?