[Schweinshaxe]

Yes, who would win a mano-a-mano fight? The singing group The Andrew Sisters or the footballer Paul Gascoigne?

I guess the Andrew Sisters could attack Paul simultaneously from different positions. One of the sisters could be hiding in a tree and throw a rock or a coconut on Paul for example. Another sister could booby trap the area under the tree with banana peels to make Paul slip while the third sister spread mustard gas in the area to make him dizzy.

Paul on the other hand could run away (well-trained as he is) and hide for a few days until the sisters got hungry and went home.

So we have three women against a man. Let's say it was in November when the weather is cold and there's not much foliage to hide behind if you're in the northern hemisphere. Who would win?

The Andrew Sisters



or

Paul Gascoigne?

Graphic photo deleted.

Thank you!

[dorlomin]

Raul Moat.

[basil_hayden]

Depends - what kind of football does Paul play?

I've never heard of him, so it must be soccer, in which case the Andrews Sisters would be clear winners.

[davep]

Raul Moat.

He's a bit too slow nowadays.

[dinopello]

The weird thing is I was doing a little research on the Andrew Sisters last night and ended up buying 2 Doris Day CD's... Strange how the internet works.

[Schweinshaxe]

Depends - what kind of football does Paul play?

I've never heard of him, so it must be soccer, in which case the Andrews Sisters would be clear winners.

Yes, it's "soccer" as you call it over there. Paul was famous for his drinking habits and that he sometimes cried on the pitch. I've added a new picture of Paul because Ferretlover deleted the original picture since it was "graphic". The original picture showed Paul with cigarettes in his ears and nostrils.

I agree with you. The Andrew Sisters would probably win over this cry-baby.

[Schweinshaxe]

The weird thing is I was doing a little research on the Andrew Sisters last night and ended up buying 2 Doris Day CD's... Strange how the internet works.

Yes, that's indeed weird...

[dolanbaker]

He will sing to them and they'll be beaten into submission by the awesome power of his singing voice.

http://youtu.be/T1urq4Vb0XM