Rock's figures leave me with the image of ROCK pummeling little dohboi's sorry white a$$--when I ask, "Please, ROCK! Don't wail on me so bad, man!" R's gruff reply is,"from the govt statisticians: Top 5 Causes of Accidental Death in the United States
5. Choking (Approximately 2,500 deaths per year)
4. Fires (2,700 annual deaths)
3. Falls (25,000 annual deaths)
2. Poisoning (39,000 annual deaths)
1. Motor Vehicle Incidents (42,000 annual deaths)
Total yearly body count from non-fossil fuel deaths: 111,200. A “stark reminder of the inherent risk” that exists in the rest of the country.
See, lots of other people are suffering in ways that have nothing to do with my beating the sh!t out of you!
So shut t f up, bitch!"
[Sound of pummeling continues, with faint whimpers from dohboi slowly fading.]