[JoeRhoades]

A man woke up from sleep and found a letter on top of the fridge.

He took the letter and it reads: It is no more working and I can not continue staying here, I am gone and till something is done about it, I am not going to come back.

He opened the fridge and brought out a chilled drink and took a sip.

With surprise on his face, he said, "But the fridge is working now! What the hell is she talking about?"

[Quinny]

Reminded me of

Why men shouldn't be Agony Aunts
Dear Jim,
I left home for work last week and after less than a mile my car stalled and wouldn't start. I walked back to our home to find my husband in bed with our 19 year old babysitter. They announced that the affair had been going on for 2 years and that they were in love. I've asked him to go to counselling either alone or together, but he refuses to do anything about it. Can you help me, I'm desperate.

Dear Reader,
The most common cause of vehicles beaking down in the first mile is dirt in the fuel lines. If it's not that then it's usually the alternator. I hope my advice helps.
Jim.