efarmer wrote:I was asked once that if I was somehow able to hear the mourners at my funeral when they looked into my casket, what I would most like to hear being said about me.
I finally decided on: "Son of a bitch, I think he's moving!"
pstarr wrote:I found a zombie joke:
Two zombies were walking threw the woods one day when they came across a fresh dead body. The big zombie told the smaller one "you start at the feet and I will start at the head and we will eat our way towards each other." The little zombie agreed and they began to eat
About 30 minutes in the little zombie looked up and said "Man this is great. I'm having a ball!" To which the big zombie said "slow down your eating too fast."
Assuming we are not in Newfoundland.efarmer wrote:When TEOTWAWKI hits, are the North Koreans going a half hour sooner or later
that the rest of us?
efarmer wrote:I am hoping I get about a months notice of TEOTWAWKI, so I can hang out with my ex.
At least the last four weeks will be the absolute longest ones of my entire life.
onlooker wrote:How come the Mayans can predict everyone will die...
but when I do it I get kicked out of the cancer ward?
Far from recoiling from Oscar's presence, now they know its significance, relatives and friends of patients have been comforted and sometimes praised the cat in newspaper death notices and eulogies, said Dr Dosa.
"People were actually taking great comfort in this idea, that this animal was there and might be there when their loved ones eventually pass. He was there when they couldn't be," he said.
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