Even you Europeans and lessor forms of non-Americans. Today we celebrate excessive eating, drinking, and not a little family drama. Followed up by watching football. Not that gay football called soccer but the real deal with shoulder pads and helmets. So as we prepare to bow our heads in humble praise to our creator, the Lord Jesus Christ and his humble servant, Donald J. Trump, let us count our many blessings.
Thanksgiving greetings from Emperor Donald Trump:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=990iDWUpMoo